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27 Gag Gift Ideas For Women

Presents are one of the best ways to let someone know that you care about them.

Don’t you just love seeing someone’s face light up when they open a gift and it’s exactly what they didn’t know they wanted?

But if you’re bored of giving sappy, heartwarming gifts, why not shake things up with a funny gift this time?

If you’ve got a funny lady in your life – your mom, a best friend, your significant other – who’s always making you crack up, return the favor this birthday or holiday with one of these 27 unique and hilarious gag gifts guaranteed to make her chuckle.

#1 This Grow a Boyfriend Kit

 If she’s always complaining about not being able to find a date, you’ve finally found the perfect gift for her!

This growable partner starts out 2″ tall but grows to six times his original size when submerged in water.

Growth begins after 2 hours and is complete in 3 days.

He’ll never leave the seat up or talk back too!

#2 A Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Another excellent choice for the feline fanatic in your life.

Because being a cat whispurrer is a superpower on par with Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth.

This hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady comes dressed in her pajamas with 6 cats and a pair of crazy eyes.

The action figure won’t take up much space, so she can stick it on her desk and stare at it while she’s missing her kitties at work.

#3 A "Shower Margarita Machine" Prank Gift

Now that’s what we call self-care!

Confession time, this product doesn’t actually exist, but you can order this parody gift box to package whatever completely sensible gift you actually got her and watch the delight and confusion ensue.

Each panel features almost-plausible instructions, warnings, and product information to ensure she almost believes you got her this ridiculous contraption.

No matter what actually winds up inside, this box is sure to be remembered for years.

#4 A Set of 3 "Grump" Notebooks

For your favorite loveable curmudgeon.

These 3 pocket-sized notebooks are labeled “Daily Disappointments,” “Things That Annoy Me,” and “Fresh Rants.”

Each contains 48 lined pages plus a pocket on the back flap to keep track of any additional irritations.

At least by getting her these, you’ll keep yourself off the naughty list she’ll definitely be keeping in one of them.

#5 This Crafting Guide with a Feline Twist

For the crazy cat lady in your life.

If she goes through lint rollers faster than parents of triplets go through diapers, she can finally put those hairballs to good use.

Crafting with Cat Hair will show her how to make everything from finger puppets to picture frames out of clumps of cat hair.

These crafts are simple– she can make them with everything she already has at home and in under an hour.

#6 A Jar for Ashes of Problem Employees

For your favorite bossy boss lady.

The perfect way to remind her coworkers just who’s in charge and that she is not to be messed with.

This jar is made from double kiln-fired stoneware ceramic to ensure durability.

It’s also food-safe, so she can hide candy in it for when those employees are being a little…trying.

#7 A Pair of Wonder Woman Socks

Because she’s a superhero and everyone should know it.

These knee-high socks come emblazoned with the Wonder Woman logo and include miniature capes with a shiny metallic finish on the back of the cuff for added flair.

Funny footwear perfect for a day on the couch sipping from her Wine Glass of Truth.

#8 A Farting Unicorn

For the classy, adult lady who also happens to have the same sense of humor as most 8-year-old boys.

Meet Sparkle Toots, the farting unicorn! Squeeze this cuddly plush to hear her say things like “Don’t squeeze me, I’ll toot!” and “Do you want to see how rainbows are made?”

The complete set comes with the Sparkle Toots plush, unicorn tattoos, and an exclusive poster.

#9 A Kiss Bell - It's Bad Luck not to Obey

Looking for a cute and funny gift for your wife or girlfriend?

This is a clever way to make sure all of her needs get met!

She can set this bell up anywhere in the house and with a quick ring let you know when she needs a little extra affection.

#10 This Clever T-Shirt

For the woman in your life who is always putting up with everyone else’s shenanigans, this shirt will remind her spouse, kids, or errant employees to keep the dumbfoolery down to a minimum today.

Choose from 11 different shirt colors and a black, white, or gold design.

Each shirt is made to order and can be personalized so even onlookers know who the resident chaos-wrangler is.

#11 This Set of Mop Slippers

If you know someone who absolutely hates cleaning the house and would rather do anything else on her day off, you’re about to be her new favorite person.

Now she can clean the house by just hanging out in her slippers!

They’re super soft and comfy, water-absorbent, and cute!

They’ll literally clean her floors just by walking around!

#12 Or a Pair of Socks with Her Face on Them

Once she stops laughing, these will be her new favorite socks!

And how could they not be, given that she’ll know how attractive they are.

They’re made out of moisture-wicking ventilator mesh to keep her feet dry and smelling fresh.

Your choice of 18 colors and 7 backgrounds (including some stylish argyles), and you can also add custom text and or make her portraits heart-shaped!

#13 Rubber Dishwashing Gloves with Some Added Glamour

Or get these for the lady whose house is always sparkling so she can do the dishes in style!

These Beauty Clean gloves are not just for show, they’re waterproof so she can actually get her house cleaning done.

They’re comfortable, durable, and latex-free.

They even come in a colorful box that’s ready to be gifted.

#14 A Dad-Bod Fanny Pack

Got that friend who loves to travel and always brings her handy-dandy fanny pack with her?

She’ll get a kick out of embodying all the bad American tourist stereotypes when she keeps all of her essentials in this little beauty.

It’s made from durable canvas material and includes a retractable lanyard to keep her phone extra secure.

#15 A Mug to Remind Everyone She is Thirty and Fabulous

Got a friend stressing out about leaving her 20s behind?

This mug will remind her that she’s not like other 30-year-olds, she’s a cool 30-year-old!

Available in either 11 oz or 15 oz, depending on how much caffeine she needs to get her day going.

It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, and the design will never fade no matter how many times she washes it.

#16 A Unicorn-Themed Drinking Game

Add a magical touch to her next girls’ night! Unicorn Express: The Drinking Game is a creative and entertaining card drinking game that’ll keep the conversation flowing and the laughs coming.

The game has two card types: Rule Cards and Action Cards. Place the cards on the table, take turns flipping them over, drink and enjoy!

The cards are also super aesthetically pleasing and durable enough to weather even the rowdiest bachelorette party.

#17 Or a Mug that Demands silence

For that friend who is literally a different person before she’s had her coffee.

This high-quality clear glass mug has a guide to when it is appropriate to approach her with anything besides another cup of coffee printed in durable white ink.

Holds 12 oz of her favorite beverage. It’ll also come packaged with tissue paper in a gift-ready box for your convenience. Dishwasher and microwave safe!

#18 These Red (Solo) Wine Glasses

For when she’s missing those good old college days, even if she has to be a grown-up now.

These glasses feature a 16 oz melamine replica of the classic red solo cup on a clear glass stem.

Unlike some other fancy glassware you could get for her, these are dishwasher safe, so she only has to put in slightly more effort at the end of the night than just throwing them in the garbage.

#19 A Funny and Fragrant Soap

Good for the soul and the skin!

Even though the packaging contains some gentle ribbing about B.O., the soap itself is made from all-natural ingredients and smells just like a ripe mango.

It contains olive and coconut oils to leave skin moisturized without any harsh chemicals.

All jokes aside, with this soap, she’ll never need to worry if her deodorant’s worn off again.

#20 A Grown-Up Coloring Book

For the classy lady who says dirty words a lot.

This coloring book will help relieve her stress so she drops fewer swear words in front of her coworkers or kids.

This coloring book includes 30 pages of fun images with colorful motivational quotes and puns.

The set even comes with 30 felt-tipped markers.

#21 These Coasters Decorated with Misheard Lyrics

Know someone who loves to sing along to the radio, but only gets the lyrics right maybe 50% of the time?

She’ll love to put out these 4″ engraved cork coasters at her next get together.

They come in a set of 6 and are made from all-natural materials.

Plus they look great with any decor scheme!

#22 The #1 Remedy for Being Mansplained To

Did you know women are more likely to experience headaches than men?

Did you know 90% of those headaches develop after listening to a man condescendingly explain something she already knew? (Just kidding…kind of.)

Finally, a cure for the mansplaining headache has been found: Manspledrin!

Choose either a box or bottle that she can fill with candy for whenever that coworker just isn’t getting the hint that she knows how to do her job without his help.

#23 The Most Magical Toilet Paper

As an adult, sometimes the best gift is not having to pay for your own groceries and essential household items.

This gift is whimsical, hilarious, and practical! The cute and colorful pattern is printed with an eco-friendly food-grade dye on soft 3-ply paper.

Not only will you make her day and add a little pizzazz to her bathroom, but you’ll also knock something off her grocery list for the week!

#24 A Pint Lock for Her Ice Cream

It’s great to share a treat with the ones you love, but sometimes, ice cream is just not for sharing.

With this specially designed combination lock, she’ll be able to keep her special pint protected from those roommates, partners, and children who don’t understand dessert boundaries.

As the Euphori-Lock says “I’m terribly sorry but there’s no u in my pint.”

#25 A Unicorn Tumbler that Will Help on her Journey to Self-Acceptance

You know that she’s a beautiful, majestic being, and of course, she knows it, but some less enlightened members of society have this pesky habit of calling her “dramatic.”

Help her embrace the drama queen title with this adorable stainless steel wine tumbler that will keep her drink cool for 6 hours, even if she can’t keep her cool for that long.

The design is printed right on the mug so it won’t scratch or fade, and you can even get it personalized!

#26 Some Fun Shakespearean Bandages

Perfect for the English major, teacher, or theatre nerd in your life.

These Shakespearean Insult bandages are latex-free and come in tins of 15.

Each individual tin has a unique assortment of insults from Shakespeare’s plays and includes a free prize!

Whether she injured herself being a lily-livered knave or was wounded by a base rascal, the laughter as she slaps one of these on will be the best medicine.

#27 A Sassy Message Board for Her Desk

So her coworkers or whoever is approaching her workspace know exactly how she’s feeling before they decide to strike up a conversation or ask a stupid question.

This set of Moodycards has a message for every mood!

It even comes with blank cards and an erasable pen for custom messages. Practical and entertaining!

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