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23 Gag Gifts For Pregnant Moms

Parenting should be fun too! If you agree with this, you know it’s always a good idea to throw in some humor when gift-giving to parents, specially moms! 

Let’s say you’re getting tired of bringing the same boring gifts to every baby shower, and you have not come up with a particular item. No big deal! Because here’s a list of the funniest gifts for pregnant moms. Here are a few fresh ideas for you that have all the humorous gift-giving answers you need.

#1 A Nice T-Shirt

This comfy T-shirt is a fairly quick, clever, and straight-forward way to help your pregnant friend let people know that yes, they are pregnant.

Mother Son Matching Shirts are a necessity, especially these Dinosaur Babysaurus, Mamasaurus, and Papasaurus Shirts!
This mamasaurus graphic tee compliments the babysaurus bodysuit or shirt perfectly.

#2 A Baby’s Manual

At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Newborn Baby Technology! Who says babies don’t come with a manual?

This is a funny take on a parenting book, but it actually answers most common questions new parents may have…with diagrams!

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What’s the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night?

#3 A Special “First” Box

You can find this hilarious gift on Amazon. One is a prank pack crib dribbler that features an interesting styled rodent baby feeding and a watering system where your real gift is inside the box.

Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful.

#4 A Helping Hand

One of the funniest milestones of pregnancy is the moment a mom realizes her belly is so big she can’t bend down to tie her shoe or pick up something off the floor.
 
The handy, multi-purpose Unger Grabber Plus helps you retrieve and grab hard-to-reach objects without risking hand, arm, back or knee strain. Ideal for use in the home, around the yard to easily access hard to reach items.

#5 A Special Bidet

The hospital gives you a bottle for getting clean “down there,” but you’re working against gravity with that cheap plastic bottle. Simple, portable, and perfectly designed with new moms in mind.

The Mom Washer is a peri-bottle designed to make your post-delivery healing process cleaner and easier. It’s way better than that hospital squirt bottle. A convenient tool both for home use and on-the-go, getting you back to baby faster. Lifetime warranty, no questions asked.

#6 A Special Journal

Not only is this gift hilarious, but it’s pure genius. The amount of things moms reminisce on before children is endless, and the only way to remember them all is to record them.

We have many friends who sadly admit to never writing in their baby books because they’re too precious or formal, or the amount to fill in is intimidating to a new mom with fleeting moments of spare time. So this journal is a more informal and free form option.

#7 Special Nipple Bands

The name may make you giggle, but if the new mom will be breastfeeding, these will be essential for soaking up leaking milk before it ruins her shirt.

This multi-pack of bamboobies Washable Nursing Pads includes 3 pairs of ultra-thin regular and one pair of overnight pads! bamboobies eco-friendly nursing pads are made of ultra-soft and soothing bamboo rayon velour with an absorbent inner layer of cotton and outer milk-proof liner to help prevent embarrassing leaks.

The ultra-thin, heart-shaped regular nursing pads are made for light leaking and are designed to be less visible through clothing.

#8 A Nice Scale

Moms-to-be are each bound to gain baby weight throughout pregnancy. Duh, there is a whole human and organ growing inside you. The Thinner by Conair Digital Phrase Glass Scale is perfect for any bathroom décor.

Metallic Silver finish, with a touch of inspiration combined with a clean design and multiple load cell technology for extreme weight accuracy.

#9 A Baby Shusher

This sounds like a gimmick, but it can be incredibly useful for getting the baby to sleep – and keeping the baby asleep.

With engaging the natural calming reflex of your baby, the Baby Shusher stops crying by using a parenting technique made popular by Dr. Harvey Karp in his book.

The Baby Shusher incorporates the fourth’s’ presented in Dr. Karp’s book — shushing. Small, compact, and easy to clean, your Baby Shusher’s portable design can be used in the car, visiting friends and family, and even everyday important things like grocery shopping.

#10 A Diaper Bag

Whether you’re grabbing a gift for an expecting mom or a mom in general, this diaper bag is a useful gift.

Measuring 22 inches, you can choose between three  colors, it is very big and functional bag for moms.

#11 A Special Massager

This is for massaging mom’s breasts when she’s got clogged ducts, or she’s struggling to get over an infection. The LaVie Lactation Massager is a must-have tool for every nursing and pumping mom.

Our lactation massagers have helped thousands of mothers around the world relieve plugged ducts, and empty the breast more effectively. The LaVie Lactation Massager brings good vibes to your breastfeeding routine.

#12 A Nice Candle

If your expecting-mom friend isn’t a fan of Mean Girls, she can’t sit with you. Each candle is hand poured in small batches with only the highest quality of scents added. The candles are made with 100% soy wax.

Soy wax is Eco friendly and burns without creating soot or smoke unlike other waxes. Only cotton wicks are used that are lead and zinc free. Once your candle is burned, the jar can be cleaned easily and reused for many purposes.

#13 A Special Bib

For when you have a feeling that the kid will turn into a little smarty-pants. Show off your style in this great These Idiots Put My Cape on Backwards Baby Bib! Underground Printing uses cutting edge technology to create the highest quality t shirts out there! 

We have thousands of designs! Check out our store for great items to wear around campus, at home, or on a night out on the town! We have a great selection ranging from official collegiate printed t shirts to funny novelty t shirts.

#14 The Perfect Wine Glass

The mom and wine jokes are big for a reason, and there are a lot of moms who embrace it with open arms. Because Kids… Need we say more? This stemless wine glass is a great gift idea for moms everywhere. Just grab a bottle of her favorite wine, and you have the perfect gift set!
This glasses hold 15 oz when filled to the rim. They are made of real glass and can be used for serving white or red wines.

#15 A Newborn Hat

Makes a great shower gift or welcome to the world gift! 

Material is very soft, breathable and skin-friendly.

#16 An Activity Book

This activity book is gold. It’s filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings over what pregnancy is truly like for moms.

The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like.

#17 A Snot Sucker

This sounds like a gag gift, but it’s actually the most useful gift on this whole list. The new parents will need a reliable way to suck the snot out of their sweet baby’s nose.

Little Comforts Baby Nasal Aspirator is the ultimate, baby-friendly non-invasive solution to help clear your baby’s stuffy clogged nose! Simply place the large tube against your child’s nostril creating a seal.

Using the red mouthpiece, begin sucking with your mouth and move the tube in a circular motion against the nostril.

#18 Grannie Panties

The funniest thing about this gift is that, yes, it’s hilarious, but it’s also totally a necessity at some point. 

Great for yourself or as the unique gift your family and friend’s never knew they needed. 

#19 An interesting book

The new parents may not end up reading this one to their sweet babe, but sleep-deprived parents everywhere appreciate this picture book.

A perfect gift book like the smash hit Go the F*** to Sleep (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!), You Have to F***ing Eat perfectly captures Mansbach’s trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest.

You probably shouldn’t read it to your kids, so there’s a kid-friendly version, Seriously, You Have to Eat. 

#20 KinderPerfect

If you know a Cards Against Humanity fan, then this game couldn’t be any more perfect for your pregnant friend. Laugh at the challenges of parenthood with 400 hilarious cards crowdsourced from parents just like you.

Every card is from an actual parenting experience – the good, the bad, and the poopy. KinderPerfect pairs perfectly with a glass of mom juice and good friends happy to have a moment away from the kids.

#21 The Perfect Teether

Bumkins Silicone Teethers soothe babies’ sore gums. Made from silicone that’s flexible and gentle enough when your baby wants soft pressure on their gums. Texture massages and provides relief to gums while allowing your baby to explore shapes.

May be chilled for added relief. Multiple textures, color, shape and the easy to grasp design help in development of sensory and motor skills.

#22 An Honest Decal

If you have a friend with baby or want to add some decor of your own to your maternity gift, this “BAby on Board” decal is the perfect, hilarious way to do it. 

#23 A Special Rattle

If the baby’s parents are into lifting, get the baby hooked on it right out of the gate with this dumbbell cleverly disguised as a baby rattle. Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin’ body-builder!

Your little one’s curiosity will be piqued by the gentle rattle sound and natural hand-grips, while your sense of irony will be satisfied by watching Junior do 3 sets of 10.
Buff Baby makes a great baby shower gift that is sure to get a big laugh! It’s the perfect gift for the tiniest future weight lifter you know!

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